thank the lord i’ve waited for you all my life
you always make me so hungry!
I do enjoy my backyard :)
My bff Eriq made it for me! http://raptordevitesse.tumblr.com/
Thank you so much! :)
the difference between you and me is i don’t give a fuck if i’m attractive or not lol
how about we replace "get mani/pedis" with "paint our nails at home" and replace "shop a bit" with "watch buffy"?
haha that sounds perf <3
aww yay! <3 that sounds lovely.
oh thanks I think you are rather swell as well :)
well. I know why.
it was so good. he was so nice!!
between my urethra and the small pink cake
wedged in the porcelain bowl between ,y legs
I dreamed of flying potatoes and waterfalls of swordfish
if only the cake
being a cake
I looke ddown
it looked up
I reached down
it eagerly lets it's warm, wet body be lifted to my mouth as I bit down
I am vegan
a vegan bamf
in this cake
within the pick porous flesh
an animal product
my poetry sux lololol
bravo! inspiring. truly. i wish i could write a poem about vegan urinal cakes like yours.
Also I had a dream last night that you were hanging out with Noel Fielding.
the mynd of a poet
da heart of a pooet
I am the dread pirate roberts
are urinal cakes vegan? write a poem about vegan urinal cakes
chillin on da cornerz
eatin' nunna dat animal shyte
etc etc etc