QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Anonymous

thank the lord i’ve waited for you all my life

Just took a pizza out of the oven,if you want some let me know.

you always make me so hungry! 

That is too bad about the graveyard,but I bet your backyard was great.

I do enjoy my backyard :)

hey! I was wondering where you got that Doctor Who style header on your glasscoffin blog? muchos gracias :3

My bff Eriq made it for me! http://raptordevitesse.tumblr.com/

pretty sure that anon was max. it's how he talks.

lulzy

lol i love your blog:)

Thank you so much! :)

If you really thought you were ugly you wouldn't have posted that picture. Obvious fishing for compliments is obvious.
Anonymous

the difference between you and me is i don’t give a fuck if i’m attractive or not lol 

yes emma, i'm pretty down to "get mani/pedis, shop a bit, and then have a pillow fight in our underwear" except for the fact that i'm broke. so step one and two might have to be skipped =p.
how about we replace "get mani/pedis" with "paint our nails at home" and replace "shop a bit" with "watch buffy"?

haha that sounds perf <3

i'll go on a date with youuuuuuu <3

aww yay! <3 that sounds lovely.

I do believe that you are rather swell.

oh thanks I think you are rather swell as well :)

that gif of the girl saying "fuck you!" you just posted..where is that from?
Anonymous

skins

why can't that dream be real
why
well. I know why.
but.
why.

it was so good. he was so nice!!

as the urine bridged the gap
between my urethra and the small pink cake
wedged in the porcelain bowl between ,y legs
I dreamed of flying potatoes and waterfalls of swordfish
if only the cake
being a cake
could be
eaten
I looke ddown
it looked up
I reached down
it eagerly lets it's warm, wet body be lifted to my mouth as I bit down
squish
flake
chew
but
wait
I am vegan
a vegan bamf
in this cake
within the pick porous flesh
an animal product
I SPIT
AND SPIT
AND SPIT


my poetry sux lololol

bravo! inspiring. truly. i wish i could write a poem about vegan urinal cakes like yours. 
Also I had a dream last night that you were hanging out with Noel Fielding.  

I have the fingers of a poet
the mynd of a poet
da heart of a pooet
po
et
parrot
pirate
I am the dread pirate roberts

are urinal cakes vegan? write a poem about vegan urinal cakes

da vegan lyfe iz da lyfe 4 me
chillin on da cornerz
eatin' nunna dat animal shyte
bein' bamfs

etc etc etc

~poetry~